Guest post by Kevin Rose
The following are the top nicknames that President Trump has unleashed upon his political enemies.
Only a very stable genius could possibly conceive of these nicknames. They are sidesplittingly funny.
As we enter into the Golden Age, let us remember the staying power of these nicknames.
Certain nicknames carried meme magic so powerful that they undoubtedly helped President Trump clinch primaries and general elections.
All 85 nicknames in this index were graded as either “A+” or “A” by the author.
The top 15 nicknames were graded “A+” for absolute perfection. The subsequent 70 nicknames were graded “A” for total brilliance.
Sheer humor – rather than staying power – was the sole criterion for grading these nicknames.
“A+”
- Low Energy Jeb Bush
- Low-IQ War Hawk Liz Cheney
- Broken Old Crow Mitch McConnell
- Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley
- Comrade Kamala Harris
- Pencil Neck Adam Schiff
- Watermelon Head Adam Schiff
- Shifty Schiff
- Tampon Tim Walz
- Beautiful Hillary Clinton
- Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren
- Gavin Newscum
- Deranged Jack Smith
- Morning Psycho (Joe Scarborough)
- Da Nang Dick (Blumenthal)
“A”
- Crooked Joe Biden
- Sleepy Joe Biden
- Joe Hiden’
- Mini Mike Bloomberg
- Fat Alvin Bragg
- Coco Chow (Elaine Chao)
- Sloppy Chris Christie
- Crazy Hillary
- Crooked Hillary
- Lyin’ Hillary
- Lyin’ James Comey
- Slimeball James Comey
- Rob DeSantis
- Ron DeSanctimonius (retired)
- Ron DeSanctus
- Meatball Ron DeSantis
- Tiny D (DeSantis)
- Crazy Kamala Harris
- Laffin’ Kamala Harris
- Kambala
- Aida Hutchinson
- Letitia “Peekaboo” James
- Mad Dog James Mattis
- Evan McMuffin
- Fat Jerry Nadler
- Wacky Omarosa
- Evita (Ocasio-Cortez)
- Crazy Bernie Sanders
- Crazy Nancy Pelosi
- Nervous Nancy Pelosi
- Little Marco Rubio
- Liddle Mike Pence
- Liddle Adam Schiff
- Adam Schitt
- Cryin’ Chuck Schumer
- Palestinian Chuck Schumer
- Ditzy Devos (Betsy)
- Weirdo Tom Steyer
- Goofy Elizabeth Warren
- Low-IQ Maxine Waters
- Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un
- Juan Trump (Andrés Manuel Lopez Obrador)
- Governor Justin Trudeau
- Dumb as a Rock Mika Brzezinski
- Fredo (Chris Cuomo)
- Allison Cooper (Anderson)
- Maggot Haberman
- George Slopadopolus
- Fake Tapper (Jake)
- Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd
- Lyin’ Brian Williams
- Little Jeff Zucker
- Jeff Bozo (Bezos)
- Alfred E. Neuman (Buttigieg)
- Lyin’ James Comey
- Lyin’ Ted Cruz (retired)
- Horse Face Stormy Daniels
- Marble Mouth Seth Meyers
Organizations and Groups:
- MSDNC
- Lincoln Pervert Project
- Globalist Club for No Growth
- Clinton News Network (CNN)
- Concast
- Unselect Committee
- Meet the Fake Press
- Meet the Depressed
- Deface the Nation
- Green New Scam
- Kung Flu
- China Virus
- Biden Crime Family
Which one is your favorite?
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